If I Could Do Anyone Right Now...

Let me introduce this by pointing out two things - firstly, I am incredibly immature. I see no problem in this, I think anyone who says they're not immature has no place being a friend of mine. Secondly, I constantly have my mind in the gutter. Again, this is no big deal if you are a friend of mine - we swim in the depths of smutty depravity, which is where we are happiest. And why not? Why not indeed.
So, bearing these two points in mind let me introduce my new hobby: when bored I like to think of who I want to do. And I giggle at this, because I find the word 'do' very funny indeed. Not content with just thinking this, I have decided to broadcast my wanton lustings when I please. Or at least when I think of a new one.
Right now I want to do Ivan Aycock from the L Word. If anyone reading this (wait...does anyone read this) watches, they will know how weird this fantasy is. Not because an ftm trans is weird, but that Kelly Lynch dressed as a man with a shiny-static hairdo and overalls is a sight to behold. But oh my, is it a wonderful sight. For some reason the hair, the voice, the suaveness, and the way he treats Kit is dreamy to me, and thusly I have been dreaming of doing him, or more accurately being done by him, all day. Swoon.
There is a scene in which Ivan dances for Kit in a car park...he sings a song called something like 'I'm Your Man'...this is the best bit...one of the lines of the song is "if you want a doctor I'll examine every inch of you", in which Ivan traces his hands across Kit's tits and hips. Ooooh it's bloody amazing.
Anyway, the point is today I want to do Ivan Aycock. Tomorrow, who knows.

Smoking - The Halcyon Days

When did smoking become so tiresomely hated? I remember being young, when filling my lungs with smoke was both cool and fulfilling as a pastime. These were the halcyon days: we could smoke INDOORS...yes, we could dance with a cigarette, make out with a cigarette, watch a band with a cigarette, even have a meal with a cigarette. Not like now, where you can stand outside of clubs with a cigarette, or watch the sky turn dark and stormy with a cigarette.
Let me explain myself - I am not saying i want a return to smoking indoors - I dont. I like that my clothes no longer reek as much, and my meals can be enjoyed in a restaurant that doesnt have a smog filling the dining room. I'm not so keen on the clubs smelling of sweat and old farts (literally, not old people), but we'll overlook that minor point.
All i want is for smokers not to be seen as lepers by passers by. I mean if you smoke, you'll know what i'm saying. Now, if you stand on a busy street enjoying a cigarette you will be thrown looks similar to those given to child murderers or grave robbers. What's the problem? So long as i'm not blowing it in anyone else's face (And i VERY rarely do that) i'm not doing anyone any harm.
Am I?